"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE
there is definitely no theme to this gifset whatsoever
replace every vowel in your url with “ub”
"Jordan Mathewson aka Kootra" "interviewed about swatting prank" "Kootra…
OK, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING INTERVIEW,
THE FUCKING MEDIA SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING BLAMING THE CREATURES. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M SO FUCKING PISSED AT IT.
And those fucking questions? are u kidding me???
"why did you appear to be amused (…)" WELL YOU KNOW SIR, SOMETIMES, WHEN IN FACE OF FEAR OR ANXIETY, OUR BRAIN SENDS VARIOUS MESSAGES TO OUR BODY, SO PEOPLE REACT DIFFERENTLY TO THINGS THAT SCARE THEM, OR SURPRISE THEM, SO MAYBE LAUGHING WAS THE ONLY THING JORDAN COULD HAVE DONE U FUCKING IDIOTIC PIECE OF SHIT
"Do you find this funny?"
"YES COP I AM REALLY AMUSED THAT I AM A SECOND AWAY FROM GETTING MY BRAIN BLASTED WTF"
-Tea (Pla Group)
and then THEY ASK HIM HOW DID HE KNOW HE WAS GETTING SWATTED BEFORE THE COPS BURST IN.
ARE U SERIOUS?
”I DUNNO, MAYBE BECAUSE I FUCKING HEARD THEM? MAYBE BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THIS HAS HAPPENED TO OTHERS??”
FUCKING MEDIA SHOULD SHOVE A FUCKING DICK UP THEIR ASSES.
not to mention they’re making this viral, IT’S EVERYWHERE ON THE US.
How the fuck do you think Jordan is feeling? Bet that THAT LOVELY MAN, WHO DOESN’T EVEN SWEAR, WHO PRAISES CATS, Just wants to forget that this fucking experience ever happened.
The Media is a bunch of uneducated assholes who make it seem like they think that The creatures or Jordan are the ones to be blamed.
They didn’t even know what livestreaming was. LIKE, THINK OF THE WORDS. LIVE? STREAMING? MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO ABOUT BEING LIVE? WITH PEOPLE WATCHING?
im really mad at the moment. and i swear to Julian i would give a piece of my mind to the media if i wasn’t in another fucking country.
What also pissed me off is how the media is saying that it’s the competitive gamers trying to get at their opponents.
Please get someone who understand what the Internet even is to cover this subject.
im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship
"My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality. And it will be the death of me."
lee: *wakes up, regains human consciousness, uncuffs himself and walks all the way to a remote park area* YOUNG LADY
After Wednesday I wanted to try to promote some positivity online with all the Creature fans. To try to send some support to the guys during their bad days like they have for us so many times. It shouldn’t have been any surprise to me that by the time I was ready to post this that there was already a lot of positive, supportive posts on here.
Let’s keep it up!
things i know about cr1tikal:
- he hates cockroaches
- even though he was sued, he didn’t take any money from youtube and still donated his earnings during the time he really needed it
- he eats healthy foods (shops in the healthy food section, drinks all sorts of tea)